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Mother-in-Law Golf

A bad golfer was searching for his lost ball in a cave when he came upon an ancient lantern in the dirt. He rubbed...

The Golf Genie

A man and his wife were playing golf one day at an exclusive club. Immaculate fairways lined by million dollar houses. The man tells...

Can We Play Through?

Two strangers met on the first tee of the golf club and after playing a few holes got behind two women who really slowed...

How How to to Score Score

A golfer hit his ball into a ravine. When he finally got down the gully and found his ball his buddies couldn't see him...

Bilingual Golf

A foursome approached the 10th tee and the man with the honors was just about to tee one up when a ranger drove up...

Your Best Golf Tip

Elle McPherson has taken up golf and has been trying to break 100 but can't. She's had 100, 101,102 but still can't crack the...

Lucky Golf Frog

This guy takes the day off work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when notices a frog sitting next...

Things That Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren’t

Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't: 1. "Nuts....my shaft is bent." 2. "After 18 holes I can barely walk." 3."You really whacked the...

Late for Your Tee Time

Three friends who had a regular 8:00 am golf game were standing on the first tee waiting to begin. They noticed a stranger who...

Leprechauns on the Golf Course

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,...
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