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It’s All in The Stance #2

"I don't know about the new pro." said Andrew. "He may be a little strange." "Why do you say that?" inquired Marty. "A little while ago,...

It’s All in The Stance

A lady is out on the links one sunny day when she suddenly screams and dashes back to the clubhouse. She confronts the resident pro...

Already Have My Golf Game

Two women went to the golf course and walked into the pro shop. the golf pro approached the two and asked, "Are you here to...
Dr Golf

Golf is a Dangerous Sport

Jamus O'Conner is playing a nice round of golf when he suddenly takes a hard struck golf ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony,...

Confusion on the Golf Course

A man went to a strange town to be a guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the hotel, he realized...

Take My Advice

Walter and his nephew had spent a glorious day on the golf course and were having a few drinks together in the clubhouse when...

You ARE as Bad as You Think

An enthusiastic but unskilled golfer plays the same golf course every week. He always has great trouble with the par 3 sixteenth hole, which...

She Will Never Believe You

After an awesome day at the golf course, a guy stopped by the bar for a few drinks before heading home. There he struck up...

Old Golf Terminology

Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?" The...

You Might be at a Redneck Golf Club If …

A golfer and his dog use the same tree The bartender thinks Dom Perignon is a mafia leader A 7 course meal is a bucket of...
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