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The Final 5 Laws of Golf

OK, I lied, there's a lot more than just 5 laws of golf. Probably a lot more than the 15 I've listed here. Add...

5 More Laws of Golf

And you thought there were only 5 Laws of Golf, silly you ... Law 6 No matter how bad you last shot was, the worst is...

5 Laws of Golf

That damn Murphy! (of Murphy's Laws) I'm sure he must of had something to do with these. Please enjoy these for what they are...

Practice is Overrated

Two long-time women best friends had always wanted to learn to play golf. They finally enrolled, and took some beginner golf lessons. They couldn't...

Is That an Eagle?

A young man was playing alone on a gorgeous clear afternoon, not having a care in the world. After parring the first 3 holes he...

The Sailor and the Priest

A sailor and a priest were playing golf one beautiful Saturday afternoon. The sailor was a horrible golfer and tended to whiff quite a bit....

Premonitions

A father put his 3 year old daughter to sleep, shared with her a story and listened to the girl's prayers in which she...

Golf Records

One day a guy had gone golfing. Around the fifth tee he was separated from his buddies momentarily, and bumped right into a passing...

That’s a Golf Ball of a Different Color

A golf enthusiast explores the pro shop and looks around the store frowning. Finally the pro questions the man specifically what he is looking...

Fairway to Heaven

Two couples play golf together regularly at their club. On the seventh hole, a par four, the second shot to the green must carry...
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