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Always Time For Another 9

A young executive was asked by his boss to take some out-of-town visitors on a golf outing. The man was delighted, played 18 holes with...

Golfing Wife

George was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a 12" putt, his buddy asked him what the problem...

You Know Your Boss is a Golfer If

He estimates a 'par' score for every task that he sets and awards 'eagles' or 'birdies' if you complete a task under budget. ...

There’s a Minimum

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her...

Are You Any Good?

A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods....

A Short Lesson in Golf

So I went to see Jones, the golf pro at the local golf club, to ask him if he would teach me how to...

Ten Truisms About Golf

The toughest part about this great and wonderful game is getting off the tee and into the hole. As the philosophical man says;...

Give It Up

Two golfers were having a quiet beer at the 19th hole after a round of golf one day. "My wife says that if I don't...

Let’s Make it Interesting

Reggie Prescott-Lloyd was sitting in the clubhouse bar sipping a brandy when he was joined by his friend Ronald Bellingham-Spencer. "Reggie, I must speak to...

God’s Funny Side

As a young man, Edgar was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a...
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