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The Nympho

Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked women runs across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white...

Bad Luck Harry

Lady Luck was seldom kind to Harry. Although he had a real zest for life he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker...

An Alien View of Golf

An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens in amazement watched a solitary golfer. The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his...
Dr Golf

Doctor’s On The Way

A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get...

Putting is Hard, er, Soft

Grandpa been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, he was out early and played his 18. Directly after golf...

Another Golf Injury

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her...

Good Instructions

Posted At A Local Golf Club 1.      Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2.      Form a loose grip. 3.      Keep your head down. 4.      Avoid a...

One Dollar Golf

Roy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off...

Golfers Miles per Gallon

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs  and losers of  balls.... A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a  year. Another study...

A Golf Poem

In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could...
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