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A Drive and a Putt

The arrogant "know it all" golfer, and also the caddies nightmare, teed up at the first hole a 320 yard par 4. As he...
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Good Advice?

A golfer is having a bad time of it, his game is getting worse and worse. Soon he's so bad that he's embarrassed to...

Women Join The Club

Since the admission of women to the club, members are asked to obey the following rules: Ladies are prohibited from touching the gentleman's balls...

Well, There’s Always Golf

A group of senior golfers were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know....

Fog Golf

Two dimwitted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3. They can see the flag, but not the green. The first golfer hits his ball...

Sunday Golf

A pastor had a really bad golf habit and, since most of his days were spent helping the community, the only time he could...

Heaven or Hell

There was this basically-good man who died and appeared before St. Peter at the Holy Gates. St. Peter checks out his books and discovers...

Arnold and Jesus Play Golf

Jesus and Arnold Palmer were playing golf. It's Arnold's turn to tee off, and so he does. It's a long drive straight up the...

How to Build a Golf Course

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I...

Can You Spell Golf?

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "'Put'...
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