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9 Months Later

Angus, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Paul. So they loaded up Angus’ minivan and...

Golf Shots Have Nicknames

Feel free to use these nicknames for all of the great golf shots you miss hit ... "Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When...

The Start of Something Big

A man comes home after a terrible round of golf, his worst ever. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and...

Favorite Playing Partner

A fellow comes home after his regular Sunday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include George in the games anymore. The husband...

Drinking at the Golf Club

Cliff was out drinking at the golf club all night. He was concerned that he might be too drunk as to not wake his wife...

Walking With Your Wife

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial....

Member of a Member

A foursome of ladies were about to play a par three, 165 yards long. Suddenly, out from the trees beside the fairway, a streaker runs...
Skeet Golf

Business Golf

Three friends play golf together every Saturday. One day they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he...

Classic Golf One-Liners

  Bad? I'll tell you how bad he is. In his bag he carries flares, a compass and emergency rations. The position of your hands is...

New Rules of Golf

Here are some additional Rules of Golf that should be adopted immediately. I'm sure you've all used at least some of  these in the...
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