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Playing Hookie & Playing Golf

Johnny hates school and would much rather spend the day on the local golf course. Consequently he often skips school and doesn't quite know what...

Don’t Feed The Animals

A man was playing golf one day. He saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently...

First Aid for Golfers

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny afternoon. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed...

The Irish Halfwit

A man owned a small golf course in Ireland.  The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and...

Great Golf Shots

Two Northwest golfers reach a very foggy par three. It's the last hole of a tightly contested match, with a lot of money at stake. They...

Whiskey Goes With Golf, Right?

A couple of quickies for you today: One day, after his weekly game of golf, Ralph bought a flask of fine whiskey from the club,...

How Big is a Golf Ball?

A man walks into the bar in a golf club with a monkey on his shoulders. He takes a seat at the bar, lets the...

Choose Wisely

Angus and an Englishman had just had a game of golf and were at the nineteenth hole when the waitress approached. 'May I get...

Getaway Golf Clubs

A pro left his valuable golf clubs in the back seat of his convertible car with the top down, parked in a suburban shopping...

Incomplete Golf Instruction

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining...
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