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Golf is Serious

Bob, the devoted golfer, got married to Sue; however the relationship soon had problems as he was playing golf five days a week. They eventually...

Golf Practice

An eight-year-old boy and his six year-old brother were playing golf with their friends and practicing both their game and their swearing. The older boy...

Golf in Scotland

A young American golf fanatic, six months new to the game, decided to make the trip of a lifetime to Scotland, the holy land...

Some Golf Quickies

A blonde is out playing golf one sunny day, when she suddenly screams and runs back to the club house. She approaches the resident pro...

Golfing and Drinking is Dangerous

An old golfer staggered home late after a day on the course and another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid...

The Golf Pro’s Prayer

The Pro is my Shepherd, I shall not Slice. He maketh me to Drive Straight Down Green Fairways; He leadeth me Safely across Still Water-Hazards; He restoreth...

Hole by Hole

An Australian professional traveled to Japan to play in an important golf tournament. He took his younger brother as a caddy. The first evening in...

Front Row at The Masters

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Masters from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the course, he realizes that...

That Won’t Help Your Handicap

A notorious golfer who always lied about his score had such a bad round he went home and when his wife said, 'How'd your...

Famous Last Words

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does, when Mary Clancy came up to...
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