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Cheap Golf Trip

Five young Scotsmen and five young Englishmen happen to be traveling via train to have a golf weekend. The Scots had their golf clubs and...

Which End is Up?

A Golfer, on a visit to the old sod, had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asks his Irish caddy if he...

It’s Not My Fault

A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot golf tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par...

Power Golf Terms for the Macho Golfer

Flame Broiled: A burner right up the middle, a shot so hot it increases the temperature of the fairway in front of you! Blazing a...

Don’t I Know You?

After a round of golf, Scott stumbles into the clubhouse's 19th hole for a cold one. He approaches the only other customer there and...

But it Looks Cool When I Do It

An amateur golfer was talking to his golf pro. "How do you get so much backspin on your golf ball? Can you teach me how...

Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

"Piece of cake! A long drive and a putt." said the cocky golfer as he teed his ball and looked down the fairway towards...

If You Can’t Say Anything Nice …

The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with a couple of good friends when the club pro...

Green Grain on the Green

During the middle of the round the player was studying the green very carefully. This next putt was crucial. First, he got down real low,...

Yea, But How Many Strokes Do I Get?

A young golfer was just starting out on tour. During his first tournament round, which was  going rather well,  he spotted a beautiful woman...
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