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Favorite Playing Partner

A fellow comes home after his regular Sunday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include George in the games anymore. The husband asks, “Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone […]

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If You Can’t Say Anything Nice …

The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with a couple of good friends when the club pro approached them and offered to join them. It seemed like a perfect opportunity for a free lesson and some good golf tips. But instead of being helpful, the pro was openly […]

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Well, There’s Always Golf

A group of senior golfers were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.” “My blood pressure pills make […]

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Can We Play Through?

Two strangers met on the first tee of the golf club and after playing a few holes got behind two women who really slowed them down. One golfer says to the other, “You go up and ask them if we can play through.” The second golfer gets about half way up then turns and runs […]

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Bilingual Golf

A foursome approached the 10th tee and the man with the honors was just about to tee one up when a ranger drove up and interrupted their play. He pointed to the man who had ridden with him and was now carrying his clubs toward the green. “Could you let my friend play through? He’ll […]

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Your Best Golf Tip

Elle Mc Pherson has taken up golf and has been trying to break 100 but can’t. She’s had 100, 101,102 but still can’t crack the ton. One day she turns up at her local course and asks three guys teeing off if she can join in. These guys are wrapped and agree immediately. She tells […]

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Late for Your Tee Time

Three friends who had a regular 8:00 am golf game were standing on the first tee waiting to begin. They noticed a stranger who was standing on the putting green, by himself. They asked him if he would like to play along. He agreed, and the match began. The three of them agreed that the […]

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The Ambidextrous Golfer

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on my golf team in college […]

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Christmas Golf

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, ‘Let’s do it! We’ll […]

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