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It’s All in The Stance

A lady is out on the links one sunny day when she suddenly screams and dashes back to the clubhouse. She confronts the resident pro and tells him, “I’ve just been stung by a bee!” “Where were you stung?” asks the pro. “Between the first and second holes,” she replies. “Well, it’s no wonder,” answers […]

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She Will Never Believe You

After an awesome day at the golf course, a guy stopped by the bar for a few drinks before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young blonde. They had a few drinks together, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her condo. For two hours they made […]

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Is That an Eagle?

A young man was playing alone on a gorgeous clear afternoon, not having a care in the world. After parring the first 3 holes he tees it up on the fourth, a 420 yard par four and hits a perfect drive right down the middle. Taking aim for his second shot to the green with […]

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Golf Cart Blunder

Golf Cart or Dune Buggy?

So … what NOT to do when the fairways are slippery. The Scene: Stoneridge Golf Club, Prescott, AZ. A must-play golf course by the way if you live in Arizona. Conditions: Started out sunny and warm, high 70’s, which is cool by our normal climate of 100+ this time of year down in the valley.  […]

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Let’s Make it Interesting

Reggie Prescott-Lloyd was sitting in the clubhouse bar sipping a brandy when he was joined by his friend Ronald Bellingham-Spencer. “Reggie, I must speak to you,” said Ronald. “Do sit down old boy and have a drink,” invited Reggie, waving for another drink. “Reggie, what I have to say is very painful but it must […]

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God’s Funny Side

As a young man, Edgar was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Edgar, but […]

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An Alien View of Golf

An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens in amazement watched a solitary golfer. The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the rough onto the fairway, sliced the next shot into the bushes, and then took a putter to get it […]

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Good Instructions

Posted At A Local Golf Club 1.      Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2.      Form a loose grip. 3.      Keep your head down. 4.      Avoid a quick back swing. 5.      Stay out of the water. 6.      Try not to hit anyone. 7.      If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead […]

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Golfers Miles per Gallon

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs  and losers of  balls…. A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a  year. Another study found golfers drink, on  average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, golfers get about  41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. Almost […]

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