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Favorite Playing Partner

A fellow comes home after his regular Sunday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include George in the games anymore. The husband asks, “Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone […]

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Ten Truisms About Golf

The toughest part about this great and wonderful game is getting off the tee and into the hole. As the philosophical man says; “I know I can play better than this, I just never have.” In golf, you can do many great things, but there is one thing for sure – you drive for show […]

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Who Does He Think He Is?

Jesus and Moses were sitting up in heaven, talking about the earth, and some things that they never got to do when they were there. Jesus says to Moses, “Man, I really want to go and play just one game of golf. Maybe God will let me go and play a game.” So Jesus went […]

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Golfing Gorilla

There were these two guys who played golf together frequently. The one guy was several strokes better than the other guy, but the lesser player was very proud, and never wanted to take any strokes to even up the game. Finally, one Saturday morning he shows up with a gorilla at the first tee. He […]

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Late for Your Tee Time

Three friends who had a regular 8:00 am golf game were standing on the first tee waiting to begin. They noticed a stranger who was standing on the putting green, by himself. They asked him if he would like to play along. He agreed, and the match began. The three of them agreed that the […]

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Golf Gotcha

Once, the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match with a $100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re obviously much better than I, to even it a bit, you have to spot me two ‘gotchas’.” The golf pro didn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ was but he went along […]

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You Can’t Take a Mulligan for That

Earl won first prize at a Father’s Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he was very surprised to find a voucher for a free visit to a brothel. He had never been to one before but he decided to go the next day even though he was very nervous. The […]

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Golf Slice Causes Marriage

A guy slices his ball in the woods and goes in to look for it. He meets a girl from the next fairway looking for her ball. They start to chat and have a wonderful little conversation. She suddenly says to him, “You know… you look like my third husband.” He says, “Oh yeah”, and […]

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Golf Game Bet

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says “Say, we’re […]

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