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Favorite Playing Partner

A fellow comes home after his regular Sunday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn’t include George in the games anymore. The husband asks, “Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone […]

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It’s All in The Stance #2

“I don’t know about the new pro.” said Andrew. “He may be a little strange.” “Why do you say that?” inquired Marty. “A little while ago, he tried to correct my stance again.” “So what?” said Marty. “He’s just trying to help your golf game.” “Yeah, I know.” replied Andrew. “But I was standing at […]

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It’s All in The Stance

A lady is out on the links one sunny day when she suddenly screams and dashes back to the clubhouse. She confronts the resident pro and tells him, “I’ve just been stung by a bee!” “Where were you stung?” asks the pro. “Between the first and second holes,” she replies. “Well, it’s no wonder,” answers […]

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She Will Never Believe You

After an awesome day at the golf course, a guy stopped by the bar for a few drinks before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young blonde. They had a few drinks together, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her condo. For two hours they made […]

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Golf Cart Blunder

My Wife Won’t Like It

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay, what’s your name?” “Its Jack and I’m Okay thanks,” I replied. “Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while […]

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What a Record

An inter-office game was held every year between the Marketing Department and the Sales Team. The Sales Team beat the Marketing Department soundly. To show everyone just how good the Marketing Department is at what they do, they posted this notice on the company bulletin board after the match: “The Marketing Department is pleased to […]

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Let’s Make it Interesting

Reggie Prescott-Lloyd was sitting in the clubhouse bar sipping a brandy when he was joined by his friend Ronald Bellingham-Spencer. “Reggie, I must speak to you,” said Ronald. “Do sit down old boy and have a drink,” invited Reggie, waving for another drink. “Reggie, what I have to say is very painful but it must […]

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God’s Funny Side

As a young man, Edgar was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Edgar, but […]

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Bad Luck Harry

Lady Luck was seldom kind to Harry. Although he had a real zest for life he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker but poker did not love him; he played the stock market with great anticipation but always seemed to be the one who bought high and sold low. His life seemed […]

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