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The Nympho

Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked women runs across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand are chasing her, and a little old man is bringing up the rear. One of the golfers grabs the old man […]

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Well, There’s Always Golf

A group of senior golfers were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.” “My blood pressure pills make […]

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Mother-in-Law Golf

A bad golfer was searching for his lost ball in a cave when he came upon an ancient lantern in the dirt. He rubbed it hard, and out came a genie. The genie said, “Today is your lucky day. I will grant you three wishes, but be forewarned – anything that I grant you will […]

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The Golf Genie

A man and his wife were playing golf one day at an exclusive club. Immaculate fairways lined by million dollar houses. The man tells his wife, “Honey, whatever you do, don’t hit the windows of one of these houses. It’ll cost a fortune to have it replaced.” As fate would have it, on the 15th […]

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