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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

“Piece of cake! A long drive and a putt.” said the cocky golfer as he teed his ball and looked down the fairway towards the green. With a mighty swing he topped the ball and managed only a couple of yards in front of the tee box. His caddy slowly handed him a club and […]

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Green Grain on the Green

During the middle of the round the player was studying the green very carefully. This next putt was crucial. First, he got down real low, like spiderman Camillo Villegas, to check out the turf between the ball and  the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way. Next, checking the wind […]

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Putting is Hard, er, Soft

Grandpa been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, he was out early and played his 18. Directly after golf he attended his great, great-grandson’s wedding. During the wedding reception, he was conversing with his great- grandson, giving advice on having a happy marriage and a great life. After […]

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A Drive and a Putt

The arrogant “know it all” golfer, and also the caddies nightmare, teed up at the first hole a 320 yard par 4. As he was standing over his ball, he told his caddie, “This hole only needs a good drive and a putt. Give me the driver”. He waggled once, swung, and topped his ball […]

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Can You Spell Golf?

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. “Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor. “P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied. “‘Put’ means to place a thing where you want it. ‘Putt’ is merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”

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Your Best Golf Tip

Elle Mc Pherson has taken up golf and has been trying to break 100 but can’t. She’s had 100, 101,102 but still can’t crack the ton. One day she turns up at her local course and asks three guys teeing off if she can join in. These guys are wrapped and agree immediately. She tells […]

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Golfing Nun

A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior. “I thought this was your Family trip.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf […]

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