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But It’s My Tee Time

I was playing this hole one time with a senior citizen and just as he was about ready to hit his tee shot he noticed a funeral procession approaching. He took off his hat, put it over his heart, and stood silently and watched the procession go by until it disappeared. I said, “That’s really […]

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Late for Your Tee Time

Three friends who had a regular 8:00 am golf game were standing on the first tee waiting to begin. They noticed a stranger who was standing on the putting green, by himself. They asked him if he would like to play along. He agreed, and the match began. The three of them agreed that the […]

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What I Like About Golf

Two friends were having a discussion on the finer reasons why they like the game of golf. “What I like about golf,” the first guy said, “is that you get to spend the day outdoors in the sun and fresh air, exercising your body and mind.” “Screw that,” said his friend. “I’ll tell you why […]

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Arrowhead Golf Club, Colorado

This course is no where near Denver and not even close to what I would call Littleton, Colorado. That’s a good thing. Arrowhead Golf Club is located about 40 minutes southwest of Denver proper, and actually in Roxborough Park. The key features of Arrowhead are  the large red rock outcroppings, which you just can’t take […]

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The Ambidextrous Golfer

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on my golf team in college […]

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Having an Affair

The boss was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them. They left the office for her place and made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, and woke up hours later, at about 8 pm. As the boss threw on his clothes, he told his […]

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