That damn Murphy! (of Murphy’s Laws) I’m sure he must of had something to do with these. Please enjoy these for what they are and your golf game will develop into a whole new dimension. Then you will be able to retire happily into the home for confused and befuddled golfers.
Brand new golf balls have a high water attraction property, and the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
Your best hole in golf that day will be immediately followed by your worst hole. Also know as a “P.B.F.” (Post Birdie F***up)
The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he regards himself as a golf instructor. Usually starts off on you about the fifth hole, beginning with the classic line, “You wanna know what you’re doing wrong?”
The length of the late-braking putt that dropped on the eighteenth hole increases in proportion to the number of beers consumed later at the nineteenth.
The more money you spend on golf attire, the worse your golf game gets and the louder the snickering becomes when you inadvertently wear it to a party.