The arrogant “know it all” golfer, and also the caddies nightmare, teed up at the first hole a 320 yard par 4. As he was standing over his ball, he told his caddie, “This hole only needs a good drive and a putt. Give me the driver”.
He waggled once, swung, and topped his ball right in to a tree just off the tee deck. The ball bounced backwards and stopped 10 feet in front of the golfer
As he walked towards the ball the caddie handed over the putter and said “And now we will see one hell of a putt”.