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Three friends play golf together every Saturday.

One day they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked them if he could join them.

The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said it was okay.

They teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious about what the lone man did for a living.
They asked him.

The stranger told them that he was a hit man, working freelance for a variety of gangsters.

The friends kind of laughed.

The man said, ‘No, really, I am a hit man. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like.’

So one of the guys decided he would.

He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it.

He got all excited about it.

He said, ‘Wow! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?’

The stranger handed him the rifle.

The man looked for a second and said, ‘Yeah! I can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There’s my wife, naked. Isn’t she beautiful? Wait! There’s my next door neighbor! He’s in there. He’s naked too!’

This upset the man.

He put down the gun, thought about it for a while, then he asked the hit man, ‘How much would it be to, urn, you know .. .’

The hit man replied, ‘It’s $1000 every time I pull the trigger.’

The man said, ‘$1000, ouch! Well, okay. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She is always nagging at me and I can’t stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, just for screwing around with my wife.

‘So, her mouth and his dick!’

The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope. He’s looking for about five minutes.

The golfer starts to get impatient and asks the hit man what he is waiting for.

The hit man replies, ‘Just hold on now … I’m about to save you a thousand bucks.’


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