The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with a couple of good friends when the club pro approached them and offered to join them.
It seemed like a perfect opportunity for a free lesson and some good golf tips.
But instead of being helpful, the pro was openly critical and very sarcastic about the JP’s golf game.
At every bumbled and duffed shot, the pro made a joke about the good justice.
The criticism continued to embarrass the JP even when they entered the clubhouse, right in front of the Judge’s friends.
Finally, the pro got up and said as he was leaving, “Judge, let’s do this again sometime. If you can’t find anyone else to make a foursome, I’ll be glad to fill in again.”
“Well, that would be fine.” the Justice of the Peace replied. “How about next Saturday? I don’t think my friends will be joining me so why don’t you just have your parents join us and after our round I can marry them …”