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The Golf Genie Says “What?”

Two friends were playing golf, when one pulled out a cigar, but he didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he...

Golfing Gorilla

There were these two guys who played golf together frequently. The one guy was several strokes better than the other guy, but the lesser...

Moses and Jesus Play Golf

Moses, Jesus, and this other guy are out enjoying a round of golf at the famed (and Heavenly) Augusta National Golf Club. Moses steps up...

The Golf Genie

A man and his wife were playing golf one day at an exclusive club. Immaculate fairways lined by million-dollar houses. The man tells his...

Bilingual Golf

A foursome approached the 10th tee and the man with the honors was just about to tee one up when a ranger drove up...

Your Best Golf Tip

Elle McPherson has taken up golf and has been trying to break 100 but can't. She's had 100, 101,102 but still can't crack the...

Lucky Golf Frog

This guy takes the day off work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when notices a frog sitting next...

Things That Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren’t

Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't: 1. "Nuts....my shaft is bent." 2. "After 18 holes I can barely walk." 3."You really whacked the...

Late for Your Tee Time

Three friends who had a regular 8:00 am golf game were standing on the first tee waiting to begin. They noticed a stranger who...

Leprechauns on the Golf Course

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,...
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