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Do You Need A Can’t Lose Golf Ball?

Two buddies are about to tee off. One of them puts the ball on the tee and is about to hit when his buddy...

The Cardinal and the Rabbi

Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the Prime Minister of...

Golf Priorities

A couple whose passion had waned saw a marriage counselor and went through a number of appointments that brought little success. Suddenly at one session...
Pebble Beach Book

50 Shades of Golf – Pebble Beach

Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to Pebble Beach for many years..Two days before the group is to leave, Luke’s...

All Weather Golfer

There was a very avid Northwest golfer who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday, it didn't matter what kind of weather it was. He...

Don’t Step on a Duck

Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever...

Bad News from Ernesto the Caretaker

"Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um,...

Golf vs Sex

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex ..... #10...A below par performance is considered damn good. #9...You can stop in the middle and have a...

9 Months Later

Angus, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Paul. So they loaded up Angus’ minivan and...

Golf Shots Have Nicknames

Feel free to use these nicknames for all of the great golf shots you miss hit ... "Willie Nelson" - On the road again. When...
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