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Golf Gotcha

Once, the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since...

You Can’t Take a Mulligan for That

Earl won first prize at a Father's Day golf tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he was very surprised to find...

Golf Slice Causes Marriage

A guy slices his ball into the woods and goes in to look for it. He meets a girl from the next fairway looking...

Golf Game Bet

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first...
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Par for Tiger Woods

Note: I actually found this joke BEFORE the fire hydrant incident. A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their...

Really? The Red Tees?

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on...

What’s Your Jungle Handicap?

A businessman was attending a Conference in Africa. He had a free day and wanted to play a round of Golf. He asked whether...

Golf Round of a Lifetime

A man is out playing golf and is having the round of his life. He comes up to the 17th hole, a long par...

Survey on American Sports

According to a recent survey on American sports... 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance...

Tiger Woods plays Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not...
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