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Night Golf

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must...

What I Like About Golf

Two friends were having a discussion on the finer reasons why they like the game of golf. "What I like about golf," the first guy...

Sell Golf Balls by the Dozen

A lady was vacuuming the bedroom one day when she hit something under the bed. When she pulled it out, she was amazed to...

Golf Hole with a Barn

The man hit his drive behind a barn and could not see the green. His wife said, "I'll open the doors on both ends...

Golf Courses in Heaven

An avid golfer goes to see a fortune teller to inquire if there are any golf courses in heaven. "I have good news and...

Inspirational Story

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and...

18 Holes is Not Enough

After an enjoyable eighteen holes of golf, a man stopped in a bar for a beer before heading home. There he struck up a...

How to Hit From the Red Tees

A man was golfing one day and was struck by lightning. He died and went to heaven. Saint Peter told him when he arrived at...

Golfers Swear Too Much

A golfer arrives in heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate. "We usually don't get golfers here you know, they swear too much,"...

It’s Not Worth It

Tom sits in the clubhouse bar thinking about his next extra-marital affair. Deep in thought about the subject he absent-mindedly starts thinking out loud,...
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