Angus and an Englishman had just had a game of golf and were at the nineteenth hole when the waitress approached. ‘May I get you something?’ she asked.
‘Aye, a whiskey; Angus replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he’d like one.
‘Never!’ he said sternly. ‘I’d rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whiskey!’
Angus hurriedly passed the drink back, saying ‘Och, Ah dinna know there was a choice!’