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Don’t Feed The Animals


A man was playing golf one day.

He saw a snake with a frog in its mouth.

Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake and set the frog free.

But then he felt sorry for the snake.

He looked into his golf bag, but he had no food.

All he had was a bottle of bourbon.

So he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots.

The snake went off happy, the frog was happy and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds.

He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something in the grass at his feet.

With stunned disbelief, the golfer looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!


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