After a round of golf, Scott stumbles into the clubhouse’s 19th hole for a cold one. He approaches the only other customer there and says, “Hi, my name is Scott. Could I buy you a drink?”
“Why of course,” came the reply. “And my name is Andrew.”
During the ensuing conversation the question arose as to where Andrew was from.
He said, “I’m from a little town in Texas called Anthem. I went to Stedman High and graduated in 1978.”
Scott was stunned for a moment but then said, “I don’t believe this. I went to Stedman High and graduated in 1978.”
Just then, another customer wanders into the bar, sits down and asks the bartender, “What’s up?”
The bartender shook his head and said, “Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again.”