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Golf and Getting Old


Jeb was an avid golfer his entire life. As he got into his sixties, his eyes started to fail him. He didn’t want to give the game up, so he went to see the family eye doctor.

The doctor said there wasn’t much he could do, but he knew of a 97 year old man who still had perfect sight, could see like an eagle. The doctor gave Jeb the old man’s name and suggested that Jeb could use him to watch where he hit his golf ball. Jeb, of course, didn’t believe the doctor. How could a guy who was almost a century old, see as well as an eagle!?

Well Jeb made arrangements to bring Wilbur golfing. On the first tee, Jeb drove his ball about 200 yards, but of course, he couldn’t see where it went.

He asked Wilbur, “Did you see my golf shot?”

To which Wilbur replied, “Sure did.”

Jeb asked, “Where’d it go?”

Wilbur replied, “I can’t remember!”


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