An avid golfer goes to see a fortune teller to inquire if there are any golf courses in heaven. “I have good news and bad news,” she tells the golfer.
“What’s the good news?” asks the golfer.
“The good news sir is that the courses in heaven are spectacular, without doubt, better than anything you have ever seen on earth.”
“What’s the bad news then?” he asks.
“You have a tee time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”