A man is out playing golf and is having the round of his life. He comes up to the 17th hole, a long par 5 with a large oak tree in the middle of the fairway. He hits a beautiful tee shot down the left side of the fairway.
When he gets to his ball, he finds that there is one limb hanging over the fairway that may interfere with his 2nd shot. The man thinks to himself, “Do I pull out a 7 iron and play it safe or do I pull out the 3 wood and go for it?”
Seeing as the man has been having the best round of his life he decides to pull out the 3 wood and go for it. He hits his second shot which hits the overhanging limb, bounces straight back at him striking him in the head and instantly kills him.
Now the man is at the Pearly Gates and is standing in front of Saint Peter. Saint Peter is looking in his book and cannot seem to find the man’s name. Finally, Saint Peter is so frustrated that he asks the man, “How did you get here?”
The man replies, “I got here in two.”