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David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex …..

#10…A below par performance
is considered damn good.

#9…You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.

#8….It’s much easier to
find the sweet spot.

#7…Foursomes are encouraged.

#6…You can still make money
doing it as a senior.

#5…Three times a day is possible.

#4…Your partner doesn’t hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.

#3…If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.

#2…You don’t have to cuddle
with your partner when
you’re finished.

And the number one reason why
golf is better than sex…..

#1…If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!

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