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Green Grain on the Green

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During the middle of the round the player was studying the green very carefully. This next putt was crucial.

First, he got down real low, like spiderman Camillo Villegas, to check out the turf between the ball and  the hole.

Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way. Next, checking the wind direction with a wet finger.

Turning to his caddie, he asked, “Were the greens mowed this morning?”

“Yes, sir.”

“West to east, or east to west?”

“East to west, sir.”

The golfer addressed the ball and made his stroke, missing the cup completely.

He whirled on the caddie, “What TIME …?”

 

 

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