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Lucky Golf Frog

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This guy takes the day off work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to hit his shot when he hears “Ribbit. 9 iron.” The guy looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again he hears “Ribbit. 9 iron.” He looks at the frog and decides he will humor the thing. He pulls his nine iron and proceeds to land the ball 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked and amazed, to say the least. He says to the frog, “Wow, that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?”

The frog replies, “Ribbit. Lucky frog.”

Figuring he has nothing to lose, the guy takes the frog with him to the next hole. “What do you think, frog?” the guy asks.

“Ribbit. 3 wood.”

The guy takes out his three wood and, BOOM! Hole in one! The first of his life. The guy is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the
round, he has shot the best score of his life. The guy decides he should hang on to the frog for awhile and asks the frog, “OK, what next?”

The frog replies “Ribbit. Las Vegas.” So off they go to Las Vegas.

Once there the guy says, “OK, what next?”

“Ribbit. Roulette.”

Upon getting to the Roulette table the guy says, “What do you think I should bet?”

The frog replies, “$3000, black 6.”

Now this is a million to one shot, but after the golf, the guy figures, what the heck. BOOM! Tons of cash comes sliding his away from across the table. The guy takes his winnings and gets the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I’m forever grateful.”

The frog replies, “Kiss me.”

The guy figures, why not? After all the frog did for him, he figures it’s the least he could do….what would it hurt? With the kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 year old girl.

“And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”

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