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A man was invited to play at his friend’s course and during the round he felt the call of nature, was far away from the toilets and so he went behind a tree believing that he was unobserved.

However, on a parallel fairway, three lady members were playing. As they passed they were surprised to observe just a very private part of a man’s anatomy protruding from around the tree. “He’s certainly not my husband, I can tell” said the first lady.

“Disgusting – I’m glad he’s not mine either” said the second lady.

“It really is a damned shame.” said the third, “That’s not even a club member!”



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