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My Personal Golf Book


I found this spoof on a golf book a while ago and posted it to my personal email list. In the replies I got back, each one had added a new possible chapter title. We soon had at least 30 chapter titles and it’s still growing.

So, what chapter title can you add to “My Personal Golf Book?

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 – How to properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the Tee.

Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.

Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap “Management”.

Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 AM.

Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round.

Chapter 10 – When Does a Divot Become Classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.

Chapter 12 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care that You Birdied the 5th Hole.

Chapter 13 – Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14 – When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee.

Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponents.

Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey-Three-Putt.

Chapter 18 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19 – Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $6 a Beer From the Cart Girl and Give Her a $4 Tip, but  will balk at $4 a Beer at the 19th Hole and then Stiff the Bartender.

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