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My Wife Won’t Like It


One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“Its Jack and I’m Okay thanks,” I replied.

“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up righted later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive…I was weak.  “Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host.  “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife Is going to be really upset.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won’t know anything.  By the way, where is she?”

“Under the cart!” I said.


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