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A father put his 3 year old daughter to sleep, shared with her a story and listened to the girl’s prayers in which she closed by saying:

“God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandmother and good-bye Grandfather.”

The father questioned, “Exactly why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl explained, “I don’t know father, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The following day grandpa passed away. The father thought it was a bizarre coincidence.

A couple of months later the father put the little girl to bed and followed her prayers which went something like this:
“God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandmother..”

The very next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this child is in contact with the other side.

A few weeks later when the girl was going to sleep the dad heard her exclaim:
“God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”

He virtually went into shock. He wasn’t able to get to sleep all night and got up at the crack of daybreak to go to his office. Having been anxious as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and monitored the clock.

He thought if he could get by until midnight he would end up okay. He felt safe at the office, so rather than going back home at the end of the day he remained there, sipping coffee, examining his watch and jumping at every sound. Ultimately midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and proceeded to go back home. When he got home his wife cited “I’ve rarely seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”

He replied “I never want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the absolute worst day of my entire life.”

She said “You think you had a bad day, you will never guess what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead right in the middle of my golfing lessons!”

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