Husband and wife were playing in the mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle – she sliced the second shot into a grove of trees.
Unfazed he played a brilliant recovery shot which went onto the green a yard from the pin. She poked at the putt and sent it five yards beyond the pin. He lined up the long putt and sank it.
To his wife he said, “We’ll have to do better. That was a bogey five.”
“Don’t blame me,” she snapped, “I only took two of them.”