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Ten Truisms About Golf

  1. The toughest part about this great and wonderful game is getting off the tee and into the hole.
  2. As the philosophical man says; “I know I can play better than this, I just never have.”
  3. In golf, you can do many great things, but there is one thing for sure – you drive for show and putt for dough.
  4. Golf is the only game out of all the sports where the ball lies poorly and the players lie well.
  5. Real golfers, whether they passed math at school or not, know how to count over five when they have a bad hole.
  6. If there is any larceny in a man you can bet that golf will bring it out.
  7. Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.
  8. It is truly written, that of all the sports, golf is an easy game … It’s just a bastard to play.
  9. In golf, as in life, preparation is important, but it’s the follow through that makes the difference.
  10. If you can score 3 on one hole and then an 11 on the next and still move on to the next hole without shooting yourself or running away from the course, then you can survive pretty much anything in life.


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