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The Golf Genie Says “What?”


Two friends were playing golf, when one pulled out a cigar, but he didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.

“I sure do,” he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster.”

“I got it from my genie.”

“You have a genie,” he asked?

“Yes, he’s right here in my golf bag.”

“Could I see him?”

He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.

The friend says, “I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”

“Yes I will,” the genie said, so he asks him for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag, and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly the sky begins to darken, and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, “I asked for a million bucks not ducks!”

He answers, “I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch BIC?”


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