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The Golf Pro’s Prayer


The Pro is my Shepherd, I shall not Slice.

He maketh me to Drive Straight Down Green Fairways;

He leadeth me Safely across Still Water-Hazards;

He restoreth my Approach Shots.

He guideth me in the Paths of Accuracy for my Game’s Sake.

Yea, though I chip through the Roughs in the shadows of Sand Traps, I will fear no Bogies.

For his Advice is with me; His Putter and Irons, they comfort me.

He prepareth my Strategy for me in the presence of mine Opponents; He anointeth my head with Confidence:

The Cup will not be runneth over!

Surely Birdies and Eagles shall follow me all the Rounds of my Life;

And I will score in the Low Eighties.



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