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The Irish Halfwit


A man owned a small golf course in Ireland.  The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!,” demanded the investigator.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my greens keeper who’s been with me for three years.  I pay him $500 a week plus free golf.

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus all the free golf she can handle.”

“Then there’s the halfwit.   He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 a week.   He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

“That’s the guy I want to talk to…the halfwit!” said the agent.

“That would be me,” replied the owner.

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