The local golf club needed a new clubhouse so they called for volunteers to help out with the build.
A few of the guys drove to the lumber yard to get some supplies and material.
One of the men walks up to the counter and says “We need some four by twos.”
The clerk asked “You mean two by fours, don’t you?”
“I’ll go check” replied the guy.
He returns shortly and said “Yes, I meant two-by-four.”
“OK, how long do you need them?”
The customer paused for a bit and said “I’m not sure. I better go check.”
Again, after a short while the guy returns and replies “A long time. We’re, building a clubhouse…”