After an awesome day at the golf course, a guy stopped by the bar for a few drinks before heading home.
There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young blonde.
They had a few drinks together, liked each other, and soon she invited him over to her condo.
For two hours they made mad, passionate love.
On the way home the man’s conscience started bothering him something awful. He really loved his wife and didn’t want this little indiscretion to ruin their marriage, so he decided the only thing to do was to fess up.
“Honey,” he said as he entered the front door. “I have a confession to make. After golf today I was thirsty so I stopped by the bar for a beer, met a beautiful young lady, went back to her place, and made mad passionate love for hours. I’m really sorry and it won’t ever happen again. Do you think you can ever forgive me?”
His wife scowled at him and screamed, “Don’t lie to me you bastard. You played 36 holes, didn’t you!”