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Yea, But How Many Strokes Do I Get?

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A young golfer was just starting out on tour. During his first tournament round, which was  going rather well,  he spotted a beautiful woman watching his every move.

He thinks to himself, “If I play my cards right, I might be able to take her back to my room.”

At the end of the round they strike up a conversation and he successfully woos her back to the hotel where they make passionate love.

When he finishes, he gets out of the bed. “Where are you going?” she says.

He replies, “I’m  going to ring up room service and have them bring up a bottle of champagne.”

She says, “Jack Nicklaus would never leave a girl after he’s made love to her once. Get back in bed.”

So they go for it once again.

After the second round he gets out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asks.

“I’m going to ring up room service and  get a bottle of champagne.”

She says, “Jack Nicklaus would never leave a girl after he’s made love to her a second time. Get back in bed.”

So, once again,  they do the slow grind for the third time.

He gets out of bed when he finishes and she asks, “Well, I suppose you’re ringing up room service for that bottle of champagne?”

He says, “Nope. I’m ringing up Jack Nicklaus to find out the par for this hole.”

 

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